Golden Girl

So last night I called my sister who did NOT call me all weekend which was very odd. When she picked up the phone she answered, "YEAH" I asked her why she picked up the phone like that and she said, 'What do you want bitch". I was a little confused because I knew I hadn't done anything to piss her off recently or had I?.....I asked her why she was made at me and she revealed to me that I was the perfect child who could do NO wrong and she hated me cause of that! (She doesn't really hate me...I hope) When she revealed that information to me I was so excited that I finally had the position of PERFECT CHILD. You all have to understand this; I am the middle child and we all know that middle children are disliked the most and can NEVER do anything right so when I found out this great news I wanted to cry I was so happy!

I have never had the opportunity to hold this title because Emily was always the favorite and Billy is the baby so that pretty much left me in charge of being the black sheep and boy I played that role very well. I'm not sure what I want to do first with this new found glory of mine. I don't even know how to act or what my job description is as the perfect child. I am really hoping that I can hold onto this title long enough to take advantage of it. Wish me luck!

My sister and brother are very JEALOUS of my new role in the family but i really DON"T CARE. It is so like them to always try and steal my thunder so any other attitude than jealously would have been abnormal. Anyway I just thought everyone would like to hear how I am now considered the PERFECT CHILD and I would like to be addressed as your Majesty. Thank You

Until Next Time....Blog if your jealous :)

P.S.-Emily is very JEALOUS of me that's what I did to piss her off!